Danhausen won Human Monies at WWE SummerSlam 2026 to the delight of US Bank Stadium.
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Danhausen beat Dominik Mysterio in a Human Monies on a Pole Match with help from Joe Hendry, whom Danhausen teamed up with for a widely panned concert. US Bank Stadium was very into Danhausen and Joe Hendry, alongside the Minihausens who helped WWE’s premiere comedy babyface prevail over the Judgment Day.
Danhausen has been feuding with the Judgment Day for months dating back to his star-making moment when his vaunted curse helped the New York Kicks to an improbable NBA Championship win. This was the Knicks’ first NBA title in 53 years, and they have Danhausen to thank. Jalen Brunson and Karl-Anthony Towns have made cameo appearances at WWE events as part of a budding romance between the two iconic franchises.
Danhausen Def. Dominik Mysterio And Wins Human Monies
- Danhausen wore gear in homage to SummerSlam GOAT Bret Hart. Dirty Dom went for an early 619 but missed. Dom quickly came back with the three Amigos as some fans chanted for Dirty Dom.
- Danhausen, whom Wade Barrett called a rank amateur and a failed theater kid, got a temporary advantage to the delight of the crowd, but JD McDonagh interfered to a chorus of boos. The Minihausens jumped McDonagh, but JD wiped them out. JD struggled with one particular Minihausen—Toritohausen, who stuck JD McDonagh with a DDT.
- The Minihausens tried to built a human ladder to take the money, but Dominik Mysterio sent them tumbling down. Toritohausen hit a hurricanrana on Dominik to the outside and dived onto the heel. Fans cheered as Danhausen tried to get the Human Monies, but JD struck Danhausen with a giant headbutt.
- Joe Hendry hit the ring and ousted the Minihausens, and dropped McDonagh with a guitar. As Dominik Mysterio tried to grab the Human Monies, Danhausen cursed him, leading to pyro in Dirty Dom’s face, and grabbed the Human Monies for the win.